Alysa Barfell

Just trying to survive parenting at this point.

[Alysa Barfell @alysa_barfell]

Now that my kids really talk, it’s time for “Shit my kids say…” a thread:

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@Etsy - I’ve been trying to contact anyone from support about my suspended account, even during my warnings I was trying to contact someone for help and now I’m suspended permanently. Is there anyway I can contact help or support directly?

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My dad just asked what “Harry Potter Team” we like. God bless his soul 🤣🤍

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the kids BUMPING @JuiceWorlddd while cleaning the toy room reminds me I’m doing something right

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My body is really confused as to why I’m JUST NOW having my first cup of coffee at 9:45am

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Whoever said we can just be parents but still children at heart probably should of made rules.

Because we just finished the Fall Break homework packet and celebrated with ice cream for dinner

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I have never really stressed about what I am wearing somewhere. I might take forever to decide but it doesn’t stress me out….

This black tie wedding though is going to be what gives me my Britney moment

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Lauren: “Mom your butt is soooo big it doesn’t fit in your underwear!”

That might be the only time in my life I hear that but thank you 🥹

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@Barfellious

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WAIT. Wasn’t Andy’s first favorite toy the penguin!? NOT WOODY

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This ToyStory Trivia is getting me HYPE

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I wanted to watch Harry Potter again. So Austin just paid for a year of MAX… Time to get my moneys worth 😅

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Listen… If we lost all of our Wizarding World Data, and had to retake the sorting quiz… Are we going off our 27 year old sorting quiz or our 15 year old sorting quiz… Asking for a friend

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Me: “I honestly don’t want a puppy right now life is finally starting to settle in and it’s nice feeling ‘sane’

Also Me: *sends the husband 10+ listings a day of puppies*

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Haven’t felt feelings in so long that I forgot I had them

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@Barfellious @Nickelback Oh yes, my handsome chaperone 🙏🏼

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Going to go see @Nickelback with my mom and her friends on Saturday… Im practicing my drinking now…

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I buy 99% of the things for the kids second hand because they grow too damn fast & ruin everything. But one thing I will pay full price for… Pjs that my toddler CANNOT TAKE OFF

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@Barfellious TOO FAST 😭

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Okay but wait, am I offended by the lack of options for boy backpacks right now? Yes.

Am I also sobbing at the fact I’m buying my kid a backpack… Also yes.

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@Barfellious I was just about to start this!