alysa 🍉

professional cryer︙no pronouns do not refer to me︙ 24︙

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

I’m Normal

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

I need a new job that closes before 1 am

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

Tom schwartz if I ever see you it’s so over for you. How dare you treat katie like this.

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

@ahhhhhhhriana is it Rise.

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

I actually hate hosting this is terrible

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

I think being a host at a restaurant has given me some serious anger issues

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

@ahhhhhhhriana we have one left and Yes you can have it

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

eating a delicious nectarine AMA

[Yuri 💕 @peachievalentin]

Chat how do we feel about the new shower curtain

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

@kbtdg average calico behavior

[kira ☆ same @ on bsky! @rosyelement]

a chibi gummy cmm for my good friend @alysadotnet of their ocs, roman and taiki! tysm again for letting me draw your sillies! 💚❤️✨

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

LOOK AT THEMMMMM WTF go comm Kira right now!!! 🥺🥺🥺♥️♥️♥️

[kira ☆ same @ on bsky! @rosyelement]

a chibi gummy cmm for my good friend @alysadotnet of their ocs, roman and taiki! tysm again for letting me draw your sillies! 💚❤️✨

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

I am ancient

[☣︎ @wampiricc]

i think of this letterboxd review everyday

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

you wanna guess the color of my underwear

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

therapist: Do you ever think about suicide
Me: Never

me alone later: (chopping onions and singing idly to myself) 🎶 I love to kill myself because it's so cool / I'm gonna kill myself in suicide school

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

the personality disorder is disordering

[katie @katienelsoen]

@alysadotnet caesar salad u will always be loved

[alysa 🍉 @alysadotnet]

happy 100th birthday Caesar salad ♥️♥️♥️