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goob from meet the robinsons lookalike

[alys @alysdelun]

I don’t need a period tracker. I just cried to the Jennifer’s Body gag reel, I know how long I have left.

[Elmo @elmo]

🎵 Elmo's got a fast car,
And Elmo wants a ticket to anywhere!🎵

[alys @alysdelun]

the biggest tragedy of the muppets is that janice's outfits arent available for adult women such as myself to wear irl

[alys @alysdelun]

tim robinson is an auteur in the truest sense of the word

[alys @alysdelun]

🙏 cannon bisexual ramona flowers your time returns

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

This is not a drill! This is happening!

After much musing over the years about there being potential for an anime adaptation of ‘Scott Pilgrim’, I’m thrilled to say one is IMMINENT, with the whole cast back together and… you are going to lose your minds.

[alys @alysdelun]

looking at an IMDb dot com list of 100 SCARIEST HORROR MOVIES and intermittently throwing my head back laughing because they do not scare me

[alys @alysdelun]

i NEED to smoke with him so bad

[alys @alysdelun]

she's actually everything to me. where are her awards? what's the holdup?

[Miss Piggy @MissPiggy]

Good luck to all the immensely talented nominees at #TheOscars tonight! I do wish I could be there with you... and if any winners feel the same way, feel free to swing by my place afterwards and let me hold your little gold guy!

[alys @alysdelun]

big fish is such a funny film bc they say what if there was a guy who was good at everything and also he's super handsome and not afraid of death and you just have to be like 'okay good for him'

[alys @alysdelun]

fighting for my life on the snapchat explore page

[alys @alysdelun]

obviously i love joy division but its so funny to base ur hipster bar on the nazi sex slavery band and also it looks like that

[alys @alysdelun]

doctors h8 me bc i’m gyroscopically stable

[alys @alysdelun]

drinks used to be blue. back when we were a real country 🇬🇧

[alys @alysdelun]

my drug of choice is ibuprofen 🫡

[alys @alysdelun]

@Brogan_tjb chocolate raisin supremacy

[alys @alysdelun]

love to call my alexa a cunt bc it makes me feel like methyl streep in death becomes her (this is a tweet for a small audience)

[alys @alysdelun]

*gets angry bc some guys destroyed vhs tapes they own of a cheap & vaguely racist e.t. ripoff and raised $80k for charities in the process*

[alys @alysdelun]

t-shirt slogan idea:
'mentally stable' is just where I keep my imaginary horses

[alys @alysdelun]

me on the train

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

FRIDAY NIGHT LETTTSSSS GOOOOO!!!

[alys @alysdelun]

fr … totally agree 💯