Gossip Jew

huge slut for comedic timing

[Gossip Jew @alyserosenblatt]

New standup set on YouTube!! If you love me, please watch it. If you hate me, please be mad at how funny I am https://t.co/B75fANlXoS

[Gossip Jew @alyserosenblatt]

@yeahok_whatever Sooo true unfortunately

[August @augustep11]

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

[Annie Hamilton @ANNIE_HAM]

a big part of judaism is being taught not to get on a motorcycle

[Travis Amiel @heytravistravis]

mom, can you pick me up? my bit didn’t land

[Gossip Jew @alyserosenblatt]

I’m a fat Jewish woman who rooted for Beanie the entire time and saw her performance which I personally enjoyed a lot. The fault is with the producers, who set her up for failure knowing vocally the show was just out of reach for her.I hope she shines in a show meant for her soon

[Shayla @shaydeofgold]

I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Gossip Jew @alyserosenblatt]

Once I get my mustache lasered off for good….it’s over for y’all

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[Gossip Jew @alyserosenblatt]

@feelingbonkers Seen and heard

[Gossip Jew @alyserosenblatt]

@mattgaetz You fugly ass cunt

[sydney bristow news & updates @coledelbyck]

the golden age of television? oh you mean quinn fabray giving birth at regionals intercut with jonathan groff singing bohemian rhapsody

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Thinking about that time at the inauguration that JLo added “let’s get loud” into the national anthem

[Gossip Jew @alyserosenblatt]

I’m feeling like a hater today

[Gossip Jew @alyserosenblatt]

Turns out…theatre kids rly are annoying PLEASE

[pat regan @poregan]

On gossip girl? When Georgina came into town? They dont make TV like that anymore