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in my era

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in this era rn

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me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

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yusu aan het nadenken over een boek schrijven dat is hoe je weet dat je leven kk aan het lopen is 💀

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wow net voor eerst in mn leven ozempic reclame gezien

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being a wanting to share my travel pics nd stories girlie but being too scared to scare where you are atm SUCKS

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came up with this recently #highdeas

[ala ! @crynagony]

hoe (heaven on earth)

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all at once

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klikte net op een schroef ipv het oversteek knopje, wil graag zeggen omg culture shock! maar ben vgm gwn high en dumb

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leaving my dutch roots by tipping 15% in north america for the first time 😳

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cried at every calgary airlort corner #newmentalbreakdownspotunlocked

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als de gemiddelde ketamine consumptie gelijk was met een cavia dan ben ik een paard

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“your ass looks like a british lad on vacation”

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leather pants & maternal clothing are on sale, are we not going to berlin and getting pregnant anymore?

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what in the gentrification of nieuwegein als ik zo iemand zie lopen hier met matcha dan krijg ik brein error

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waarom is elke man hetzelfde? waarom ontbijten ze allemaal niet?

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teasing my boyfriend by eating dick resembling things like pickles and mini salami 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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ik die zegt “be quiet” en vervolgens zelf de tosti machine van de magnetron af dondert 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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everytime i do or eat something i normally would my boyfriend goes “of course i do/eat that too i’m turkish” i doubt my ethnicity a little more

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sometimes you gotta experience the horrors (unconditional love) before they persist (unconditional love)

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not entering grandma phase but more like the midlife crisis live at home wife phase