Alysha Wood

The show goes on 💫

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Alcohol is legal because it causes the working class to self destruct. Cannabis is illegal because it causes the working class to say things like, “Maybe we could buy a piece of land together & grow our own food?”

[Alysha Wood @alysha_larson]

@TheNotoriousMMA Bad things typically happen to rapist

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Four Supreme Court justices have argued that Donald Trump can change the Constitution with an executive action, BUT JOE BIDEN CAN’T FORGIVE YOUR STUDENT LOAN DEBT.

It’s rigged. Burn it all down.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

Imagine commenting on someone’s nails while at the same time ignoring that the only reason you got your political “dream” job was because your boss incited a violent mob who wanted to hang your predecessor for, oh I don’t know, honoring his oath to the Constitution?!

How about you stop worrying about me, until we are on the Senate floor together & work to stop your boss from bankrupting our country while engaging in the largest corruption scheme we’ve ever seen?!

[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

If only the Speaker put half as much energy into governing as he does into avoiding work.

He still hasn’t sworn in Representative-elect Grijalva, people are hungry, planes are grounded, and Republicans are on vacation.

They’re showing you exactly who they are. Believe them.

[Home of the Brave @OfTheBraveUSA]

Sen. Rosen: "This is a Republican shutdown...You are in control of the White House, the House, and the Senate. If you went home to a food bank instead of going to Mar-A-Lago...while people are starving, you might see and hear your constituents. You are blind to the suffering."

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Marjorie Taylor Greene on The View:

“I yelled at Mike Johnson last week. I hope he finally gives us a single healthcare policy… I shouldn’t have to go into a skiff to find the Republican healthcare plan.”

Sunny Hostin: “Maybe there is no healthcare plan?”

MTG: “You know what, that I believe is the truth. And I think that’s a failure.”

This might be the most honest thing she’s ever said.

[Alysha Wood @alysha_larson]

Might as well try lol

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Y’all hate poor people and not the people who keep them that way.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Life expectancy:

🇨🇭84.2
🇯🇵84.1
🇸🇪83.4
🇦🇺83.1
🇫🇷83.1
🇧🇪82.5
🇳🇱82
🇨🇦81.7
🇦🇹81.6
🇬🇧81.1
🇩🇪80.6
🇺🇸78.4

There is no reason why the richest country in the history of the world should have a lower life expectancy than every other major country on earth. Medicare for All now.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

This was MY love island.

[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

The “big, beautiful” bill ain’t beautiful—it’s bullshit.

House Republicans just voted for the largest cut to SNAP & Medicaid in U.S. history—turning their backs on their own damn constituents: the working people they were sent here to represent.

They don’t serve the people. They serve the rich.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If I’m gonna be fair these questions needs to be asked today.

Why is the release of the Epstein list always a shit show?

What’s the point of booting out illegals and criminals while somehow becoming a safe haven for the Tate brothers?

Why is Crypto in the toilet if Trump is crypto king?

How far does Tsla stock have to crash before Elon goes back to work?

[Alysha Wood @alysha_larson]

I don’t really use X but I feel it necessary at this moment . @kfc I am begging you to bring your potato wedges back . You’ve made us suffer long enough . Do the right thing #KFC #bringbackpotatowedges #kfcpotato

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“SAY DRAKE 😃”

[Commentary Trump Daily Posts @TrumpDailyPosts]

I’m asking companies not to let TikTok stay dark! I will issue an executive order on Monday to extend the period of time before the law’s prohibitions take effect, so that we can make a deal to protect our national security. The order will also confirm that there will be no liability for any company that helped keep TikTok from going dark before my order.

Americans deserve to see our exciting Inauguration on Monday, as well as other events and conversations.

I would like the United States to have a 50% ownership position in a joint venture.  By doing this, we save TikTok, keep it in good hands and allow it to say up.  Without U.S. approval, there is no Tik Tok.  With our approval, it is worth hundreds of billions of dollars - maybe trillions. 

Therefore, my initial thought is a joint venture between the current owners and/or new owners whereby the U.S. gets a 50% ownership in a joint venture set up between the U.S. and whichever purchase we so choose.

Donald Trump Truth Social 10:00 AM EST 01/19/25

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Good morning… Never did I think we would be silenced in such a big way.

[Jaidyn Alexis @jaidynalexxis]

someone commenting on ur looks or body when they look like a dumpster is crazy but u know what a hater will always show they hand I never have to do much 🤔🤏🏽