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[GL @gldivittorio]

On groundhog day we are reminded that really no one is in a position to be making fun of astrology girls

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’ll be like “I’m so stressed I’m in hell” and it’s just about an email

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

The internet did Nickelback wrong. They gave us some bangers

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

My mom just texted me “EMERGENCY FACETIME ME” to show me the Sims house she’s been building with my sister for the last two hours

[Christopher Golden UPDATES ONLY @ChristophGolden]

We want LeVar Burton to host Jeopardy for the same reason we venerate Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers, and the same reason the show Ted Lasso is so popular. Our culture yearns for, and desperately needs, men who are kind and gentle, and who will teach that by example.

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

not saying i want to experience demonic possession but it might be a nice lil break to let someone else steer for a while

[abby govindan @abbygov]

that running bit in Suite Life of Zach and Cody where Maddy is like “people tell me I look like Sharpay from High School Musical :)” and everyone is like “I don’t see it” is funnier than 90% of Netflix comedy specials

[Elvis Buñuelo @Mr_Considerate]

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’ve just been asked in a job interview if I used lockdown “to pursue any passion projects or personal development.”

[GL @gldivittorio]

“All of Olivia Rodrigos’ songs are breakup songs” did you want her to write about the civil war??

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Too much focus on favorite colors. I want to know peoples LEAST favorite color. The color they hate.

[JP @jpbrammer]

sorry for the delay on this! I have more or less given up