Alysha Robinson

Sarcastic scientist that loves dogs.

[Alysha Robinson @alysha_robinson]

@tacobell Why did you have to get rid of your fiesta potatoes?! Hasn’t 2020 destroyed us enough already?😭

[Alysha Robinson @alysha_robinson]

While shopping on Sephora’s website, the model showing my foundation shade was an actual albino. 😬
#GingerProblems #PastyWhiteLife #PassTheSPF

[Alysha Robinson @alysha_robinson]

#DoorDash is both a blessing and a curse when you’ve had too much wine. #winetime #drunk #starving #Foodie #delivery #LOVEITALL

[Alysha Robinson @alysha_robinson]

Few things in life are more awkward than when a man walks in on you eating a banana. #BiteHarder #ThisShitIsBananas #StopStaring

[jillian @JillEngel_]

I’m a school photographer and we got to take a service dog’s picture for the yearbook today 😭😭😭

[Alysha Robinson @alysha_robinson]

Stay-cation is read in a totally different way if you’ve taken a bunch of chemistry classes...I will have to keep anion any other oddities that pop up. #SciencePun #NerdAlert

[AsapSCIENCE @AsapSCIENCE]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [@badsciencejoks]

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🙌 [@badsciencejoks]

[Kallie Winners @KallieWinners]

When your CEO tells a hateful bigot not to buy our product if you have issues with queer folks. As a @Tesla employee and a queer trans woman, I can say that working here has been nothing but supportive. Thanks @elonmusk for the support!

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Did a storm or did a hurricane go through Indianola? 😳

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

BREAKING: GOP to propose $1.5 trillion in cuts to Medicare and Medicaid.

If you have a choice between believing someone’s words or their budget, believe their budget. https://t.co/9vvmu871HP

[Nick Russo @Kingnickrusso]

The statue of liberty says: “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

[Ken Rutkowski @kenradio]

The Proof That Dogs Are The Most Caring Pets In The World

[Alysha Robinson @alysha_robinson]

@GingerCartoons Good luck in your future ventures!