Alysha

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

Who’s got YouTube tv?? I just need to watch one episode of my show a week 😭😭

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

@kaylashawx3 @historyinmemes Lmfaooooo you’d be shaking the shit out those machines

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

One thing about me, you’ll never see me shoveling snow. I’ll drive over it until it melts in the Spring ☝🏼

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

Did twitter fall off or did I

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@SierensJoe Thanks, Joe. I’m not sad anymore. That cured me. ✨

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

The moment I get sad about anything I immediately book a flight and I’m cured.

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I’m sorry but The Fray still goes hard after all these years.

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

I told my mom I was going on a date and she says “does he do cocaine”……… I didn’t choose to have a type, mom, they chose me 😞

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

@JordanWalker___ Will you send me a cameo of you singing Best Kind of Bad for old times sake

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

Not to be dramatic, but I still get teary eyed thinking about Walker McGuire’s split.

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

@prandall_12 I bought 4 packs of high noons and told her I always stock up when I come home. And she’s like “how often is that? I hope not every week” lmao

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Really, first Annawan Cenex is the plug for high noons. And NOW they have slots. They’re gunna have to kick me out at closing time.

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@SierensJoe And Matt. Haven’t seen him im a while though. They’re lucky they don’t have an apartment up top. I’d move in.

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@SierensJoe Dude yes right when you walk in there’s 4 of them. I don’t think they’re turned on yet though

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

My recruiter sent me a lunch bag as a gift so naturally I send her a video of it holding all of my high noons rather than taking it for lunch to work.

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

Wisconsin has the coldest beer in the States.

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4:30 am on my flight with my swim suit under my clothes so I can get on a boat the moment I step into Florida

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

I saw a fucking mountain lion yesterday. A real life in the wild mountain lion.

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

Kaci: Jose you have a TBI
Jose: tuberculosis???

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

I dropped my phone in the grass while it’s fucking raining. Go to pick it up and stick my fingers right in some soggy ass goose shit. 😁

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

@khansen_6 No 😂

[Alysha @alysha_winn]

Why are me and my dad chatting via email