Alyson Waller

Cat Lady. Instagram alysonangela

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Just registered Jack as an Emotional Support Animal. Now at least one of us has a job.

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Hey, @Uber !
Why are drivers allowed to show up to your pickup spot and cancel upon arrival, leaving me without a replacement for double the time? Why can he cancel after accepting the ride and even making it to our pick up spot? We were literally waiting outside for him.

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, The JTrain Podcast: @jtrain56 thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/qXy40vdEi0

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@SadieBauck Soak in warm water

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@SadieBauck This is me today but doing laundry because everything opens late on Sundays

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When Kaitlyn told Katie her ring was perfect for her tiny hand…. I died

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@SadieBauck It did. You were too busy having a good time entertaining us

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The Texas Roadhouse playlist is bumping tonight and there’s music videos. I might never leave!

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This weekend I uninstalled the dating apps and created a TikTok. This is 28

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Wish I could go to the parade today but it starts at 11am while I’m working. Why do we do this? Have it start at 4pm. It can take two hours to go down that river, and more of us can enjoy it.

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@SadieBauck Noooo. I can house you if need be!!

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@rickstepinsky Solid video https://t.co/Jtm97ORE2N

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Last night I was up late watching hippo attack videos on YouTube (don’t ask me why 🤷🏻‍♀️). All day today I have been inundated with cute hippo zoo videos on Facebook, so I think hippo PR is trying to recover their image

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@SadieBauck Already told my mom her girl will be tardy

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I'm so annoyed over something so trivial. I had to pay rent with a physical check on the 1st of the month. They STILL haven't cashed it! I can't be thinking I have all this money. I almost put it all on my credit card until I realized I shouldn't have this much in my account. UGH

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@kristinashleyD I also blame the orange soda I chugged after taking my melatonin. Def cancel each other out

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@kristinashleyD why are we always awake at ungodly hours on a school night?? I blame the post brunch nap

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The fact that several of my besties are awake on Twitter at this hour makes me feel so much closer to them.

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@LetsGo2Court
@Girls_GottaEat
@NikkiGlaser podcast

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Which podcast makes you feel like your best friends just stopped by?

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@SadieBauck Just thought I'd mention we're both craving Johns