Alyson Davis

eh, I'm more of a mustard person | ♊️ | SHSU Alum

[Alyson Davis @alysondavis14]

that one guy that’s against abortion is probably the same guy who refuses to use condoms and relies on the “pull out method” as a form of birth control

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

your honor I might be a barbie girl but this is NOT a barbie world

[Alyson Davis @alysondavis14]

I started saying “bro” ironically and now I can’t stop

[Àbíkẹ́ Oríṣéadé🔔 @oriiizgold]

I am the naked neighbor and I make 0 apologies for it.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I made this vase.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

gentle reminder:

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

[Alyson Davis @alysondavis14]

literally have saved every bday card/handwritten note I ever received since I was like 16 lmao no shame at all

[Katie 🦋⬡ @bassbutterflyyy]

Honestly if Auntie Anne’s ditched being in malls and started drive thru’s, I would be there every damn day. Who wouldn’t love a drive through with hot pretzels??

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I made these cups:

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

peace of mind

[Alyson Davis @alysondavis14]

HOW is cane’s sauce so good??? Like really I need to know

[Alyson Davis @alysondavis14]

I’m this old

[Alyson Davis @alysondavis14]

the king of queens is such an underrated show !!!!

[Alyson Davis @alysondavis14]

Losing the damn twist tie for the bread!!!!

[The Strait of Her Moose @cuzzinjeff]

What’s your bad kitchen habit?? Mine is using too many damn paper towels 😂😂😂

[🕊️ @bloomtheorem]

I’m such a “look at the moon” kinda person bc I mean.. just look at the moon

[Steve-O @steveo]

So grateful to be celebrating thirteen years of sobriety today— thanks to everyone who helped me get here!

[Drizzy @Drake]

SCARY HOURS https://t.co/kDM7vuuq5e