Alyson

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[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

Asa dropped a veggie straw on the floor. Olivia spotted it and grabbed it up yelling, “Yay!!” Highlight of her day. #kids #siblings #gotyourback #cleanupcrew

[John Owen @John_OwenQuotes]

Thus is it with them that are truly spiritually minded.They not only think much of God,but they take delight in these thoughts,they are sweet unto them; & not only so,but they have no solid joy or delight but in their thoughts of God,which therefore they retreat unto continually.

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

Random thought: it’s crazy how you can pretty much know what kind of mess is in a dirty diaper just by the smell of it. Definitely helps me to be prepared- how many wipes to have out, clean diaper open and ready, how long to hold my breath. The nose is powerful.👃🏻

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

The gender reveal confetti cannons are burning a hole in our desk.😩 It’s killing me to not know yet what I’m having. But it’s also a pleasure to know what my sis-in-law is having.😏 Double gender reveal coming this weekend.

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

Drank a whole bottle of water two days in a row now.💁🏻‍♀️🐠 #newrecord #imbasicallyafish

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

Best decision so far today: putting my coffee in my knockoff Yeti. Closest I’ve come to finishing a whole cup of coffee.👌🏻☕️#Monday

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

@KDrix33 If you need to borrow some “protection” *ahem*, you know where to find it- just laying outside our house. #noneedtoknock

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

@MattWalshBlog Worked for us, I think. 2 had the bug, the rest of us chugged the grape juice and never were sick. Worth a try!

[Todd Friel @ToddFriel]

We encounter the Holy Spirit by reading and applying His inspired Word, not through glory glitter from Hobby Lobby.

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

Yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this guy quote actual scripture. His own words are better than God’s Word. https://t.co/SCOQ2WloqR

[Thomas (Σταμάτης) @ThomasCoutouzis]

Says no verse in scripture. https://t.co/MEW2Age2S2

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

@KDrix33 @savpwilson @wrwilson @a_lambo1 @spwhite3 @JordonGrogan @thopkins0329 Not yet.🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

@KDrix33 @a_lambo1 @wrwilson @savpwilson @spwhite3 @JordonGrogan @thopkins0329 Eh, we just leave our weapons outside so nobody has to break in. #dodgedthatbullet

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

Told Avaleigh to open the bathroom door for her sister. Her response: “I ate a booger!”😐 “Yes ma’am” would have sufficed. #toddlers

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

Bahahaha! Like they’re gonna give up that info.🤣🤣 https://t.co/J79WHzZXRY

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

Learned something tonight. The correct terminology is clotheslined, not clothes-hangered.🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🏈 #MNF #imstilllearning #goodlaughs

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

Reversed the ceiling fan to make our bedroom cooler. Didn’t think to clean it first.🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ #dustworms

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

@savpwilson @KDrix33 No way. Any time I’ve had cheese that’s all I could taste.😝 #bleh

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

@KDrix33 @savpwilson Ketchup, mustard, pickles ONLY. In that order. With the occasional bacon. But that depends on the place. Nothing wrong here.💁🏻‍♀️

[Alyson @alysonjoy15]

@savpwilson Agreed. Need to remove the cheese, lettuce, and tomato. #duh