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[alyson @alysonmoffa]

This did not age well

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

Hey just wondering around what time everyone was gonna stop fucking asking me when I’m having another kid I’m trying to survive the one I already have thank you

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

I got posted blocked from Facebook for saying “I’ll punch your ass” so I thought I’d come here and say Zuckerberg can suck my whole dick

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

I just encountered a jumping spider so due to these unfortunate circumstances I will be passing away

[~ @viagrafaII]

only bad bitches talk to themselves

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

My daughters fav show is King of the Road and I love that for her

[starheal @starheal]

My love language is reciprocity.

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

I just woke Shawn up by talking to myself from another room 😂😂😂 Do you think he knows I’m crazy

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

when you thought you were happy but you realize you were just ✨manic✨

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

Hey just wondering around what time everyone was gonna stop fucking asking me when I’m having another kid I’m trying to survive the one I already have thank you

[Sia🦋 @riralovex]

Once I say “wow” twice during a conversation, wrap tf up.

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

You know what’s fucked up. My daughter was supposed to be a sweet lil Pisces but came a week late & ended up being day 1 of a fucking Aries AND IT SHOWS

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

Update my brain feels violated

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

Yo does the Covid test hurt I’m scared

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

@Daggerboi69 am just pile

[alyson @alysonmoffa]

Can I just be 15 again think I’m invincible and not give a fuck about anything????

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

we as a society have yet to experience WAP in a club context...it may be too powerful...