alyson sorensen

public defender, burgeoning minnesota enthusiast. thoughts are my own and they’re principled, radioactively principled.🌹

[alyson sorensen @alysonthebrooke]

Folks, I get to be a public defender in a city I love!!!

I’m heading to Minneapolis after the bar to join the Hennepin County Public Defender’s Office as an Assistant Public Defender. I am beyond excited and more than ready to get to work.

[alyson sorensen @alysonthebrooke]

@stratton_blake holy trinity latch hook jesus cracks me up

[alyson sorensen @alysonthebrooke]

alright folks

[Elyse @ElyseBee]

father forgive me for i must lib

[alyson sorensen @alysonthebrooke]

A horrible day to have a full time job that prevents me from being chronically online

[Lynx Lead @LynxLead]

LYNX IN 5 TIL IT AINT

[greta theft autumn ✿ #dicksoutforfaber @2007warpedtour]

they yearn for karl anthony towns

[alyson sorensen @alysonthebrooke]

There’s dueling audible cheering and booing every time Tim Walz saying “Minnesota” in Powderhorn tonight.

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

within minutes of hanging up the phone after talking to my close friend about how grotesque and irredeemable the carceral system is i did immediately see the eric adams headline and i did immediately say out loud "let's fuckin GO" and that's on the joy of life's complexity baby

[alyson sorensen @alysonthebrooke]

I just listened to Jeremy Swayman (who typically covers the Bruin’s crease) cover the Goo Goo Dolls on the Boston harbor with Dalton and the Sheriffs. Obviously I’m having a deeply ~Boston~ evening.

[babyCourtfits @2020LawGrad]

“I’ve only ever had one client, the people.” You know all the annoying ass prosecutors are salivating rn

[taylr @taylr]

BURNED DOWN MINNEAPOLIS MENTIONED

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

watching the debate as a form of self harm

[alyson sorensen @alysonthebrooke]

It’s just us, the loons, the lakes, and the lights up here.

[alyson sorensen @alysonthebrooke]

somehow so much better than Jeb’s “please clap.”

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Right into the subtitle hall of fame

[alyson sorensen @alysonthebrooke]

I’m willing to go on the record saying the fried ranch was the best state fair food this year

[RELIV @ArielleIvy_]

Yes we care about Palestinians but we won’t stop supplying the bombs. Yes we care about police killings but we wont stop throwing money at cops. Yes we care about educational debt but we wont forgive it. Yes we care about immigrants but won’t stop whipping people at the border.

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

The sheriff featured by Democrats last night is same sheriff we recently sued over taking cash from private equity-owned telecom companies to eliminate the ability of children to visit their parents in jail, on the theory that families would spend more money on monopoly calls.

[LOW @lowtheband]

Been listening to Brat a lot.

[Lucas Naylor @PirsigPerson]

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