lys

put a laser beam on a shark (she/her)

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[Austen Allred @Austen]

It’s my favorite time of year: when Europeans explain to people in Louisiana that it feels hotter when there’s humidity

[lys @alysroa]

this comment out of context is killing me. yup! Aerosmith is all muppets now!!!

[31stCenturyCombat @faithandheresy]

Boy it sure is a coincidence that as gas prices skyrocket and inflation explodes we suddenly have a bunch of Republican bot accounts on twitter dot com telling you to eat more homemade sandwiches.

[benevolent madeline @reglarwoman]

neighborhood child with a noble cause

[SZAs @yallcmtfu]

Complaining about gas prices with people at the gas station

[bunny @fadedbunny]

to plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow

[lys @alysroa]

@p_p_p_pnut it was lazy!!!!!! boring!!!! yawning!!!!!!!

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[Zeena LaVey ☁️ @onyxskyopalite]

The astronauts on Artemis II probably:

[Jack J @Jack_Frodo]

NASA looking up at the moon rn

[lys @alysroa]

how it feels trying to find stock photos that aren’t ai in 2026

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I love goods. But sometimes services just hit

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

Bald is an emotion sometimes

[lys @alysroa]

these fucking hamburger helper ads in the Reddit comment sections kill me…..why would someone say this on a post about Emma chamberlain

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Darkness cannot survive in the presence of light. Now put THAT between 2 buns & eat it