Alyssa Bachand

[Alyssa Bachand @alyssa_bachand]

My nerves are shot but I successfully procured my Stray Kids tickets in San Fran! #StrayKids_dominATE

[J Michael Tatum @JMichaelTatum]

Whatever happens, however ugly it gets, remember: there are people out there willing to move heaven and earth for you. You may not know them. You may exist to them only as an idea worth fighting for. But that’s not nothing.

[Alyssa Bachand @alyssa_bachand]

@Sykkuno @pokimanelol @CashApp $AlyssaBachand 🙏

[justin baldoni @justinbaldoni]

For God's sake fellas, if women are feeling unsafe, instead of getting angry or defending yourself by saying #notallmen & claiming to be a good guy...just fucking listen. They aren't making this shit up. (Thread)

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

In 2016, Trump said, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.” Today, he proved he could coerce someone ELSE to pull the trigger & still get away with it. Brian Sicknick, & our country, deserved better.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Every girl should watch "He's Just Not That Into You" on a regular basis for perspective.

[Alyssa Bachand @alyssa_bachand]

Celebrating #InaugurationDay like

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Every Sunday.

[auntie ciggs @NotMaryFrances]

The wall of RA's outside of uppers on a Saturday night

[Alyssa Bachand @alyssa_bachand]

I actually like cauliflower though 🤣

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Agreed.

[Alyssa Bachand @alyssa_bachand]

I have begun watching #Bridgerton

So do we all agree that Lady Whistledown is just the 1800s version of Gossip Girl?

[Alyssa Bachand @alyssa_bachand]

@theDMatthews Buzzfeed copied your video 🤣 The first/last episode series is such pure gold, they hopped on board

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

"It's always been you and me." (You know I had to do it.) https://t.co/28SYNGjtbS

[Alyssa Bachand @alyssa_bachand]

Okay but what about the butternut squash ravioli from the Christmas feast? Because that's what I desperately need the recipe for...

[Saint Anselm College @SaintAnselm]

Exciting food news, Anselmians! You can now make the famous apple-maple glazed chicken from Davison Hall right in your own home. Plus, a bonus chocolate mousse. Just click this link for a step-by-step video AND recipes from @AnselmianDining. 🍎🐔😍

https://t.co/QXF5ljvURl

[Liddle’ Savage @littledeekay]

The very first thing scientists should have said very loudly and very clearly about COVID is that it could cause long term effects like erectile disfunction.

We would have had the country voluntarily shut down in about 36 minutes.

[NPR @NPR]

Vermont and South Dakota are both among the most rural states in the U.S., and both have Republican governors.

One has embraced coronavirus safety measures, the other has not — and their infection and death rates are starkly different.
https://t.co/GGaOYAgNWJ

[Alyssa Bachand @alyssa_bachand]

@PixelPro_ @theKlemon Win this and give it to me 🤣

[Alyssa Bachand @alyssa_bachand]

@TheLady_Gamer @PixelPro_ @aaron_peyton I would freak out lol

[Alyssa Bachand @alyssa_bachand]

When I was a kid, if you left out a bowl of candy for trick-or-treaters, one of the first kids would dump it all in their bag and leave none for anyone else...

Tonight, every kid has taken just one pre-made bag of candy each.

And yes, I was watching from inside to make sure 🤣