alyssa 💕

there’s a good chance I have snacks in my purse

[frankie @frankieats]

how it feels ordering something sweet at breakfast when everyone else is getting some sort of savory egg dish

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

Adult joys: entering your phone number At the grocery store checkout and watching the amount go down.

[alyssa 💕 @alyssa_cote]

@stiiigotluv4u @stephsM12nights Ngl this is how I’ve always heard it and am now learning I’m wrong lol

[⏻ c:\user\elaine @userELAINE_EXE]

hard to find the balance between educating yourself on current events and not making yourself so indescribably sad that you can’t properly function

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me as a detective: ok wait omg

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

Tf did you just say to me?

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

12/20 work expectations vs. 12/20 work reality

[Vivian @suchnerve]

USPS doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a service that benefits everyone.

In a rational country, we wouldn’t even need to explain to grown adults how public services work, or why it’s a terrible idea to erode them.

[erin ☼ offseason @songbirderin_]

went to the eras tour so long ago that she wasn't doing mashups yet

[alyssa 💕 @alyssa_cote]

@butnowitsgolden 38% of my total minutes listening lol

[mktoon @mktoon]

This…

Uh…

This has honestly never EVER occurred to me.

[danlet @evildanevil]

When the dentist asks u if a totally random date an entire year from now works for u

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Public schools are not your church.

If you want your kid to learn the Bible, then take them to Sunday school.

End of story.

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

Post Malone makes his Gillette Stadium debut next summer and we've got your way in before tickets go on sale on Tuesday.

RT and follow us to enter to win 2 tickets to the show!

https://t.co/PqUNXPacu0

[rak @rakwtf]

this is what instagram was supposed to be. we lost it to the algorithms and reels and ads and celebs.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Just read this.

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[priya @puhreeyah]

in other news congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me