Alyssa

I think I'm funny but you probably won't

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

@missamouse15 So far they’ve come in handy😂

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

@rileyelizabethx I need one then

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

To every college I’ve ever attended please know I hate you with every fiber of my being❤️

[Brianna Chickenfry @BChickenfry]

I’m all for gender equality but I will never be shoveling a driveway thats for men

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

I’m still vladless if anyone wants to donate

[Sara Shenk @SaraShenk]

@alyssa_decaro @marissacoop1127 I know you’ll enjoy this 😂😂 this is the text I received at 1:35am

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

@missamouse15 Oh my god that feels like a lifetime ago❤️❤️

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

But like should we?

[Sara Shenk @SaraShenk]

“We just made a whole a business model in 2 minutes... this must be what Steve Jobs feels like”
“Should we make a PowerPoint?”
-@alyssa_decaro

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

Where can I find Vlad in NJ someone plz help

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

My dad just twerked and said “you can never I see that Alyssa” Happy Thanksgiving everyone

[lyn @G1NLUVR]

was not expecting this from my chem professor but i’m also not complaining

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

Left shark really took Katy Perry’s fame

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

Love you❤️

[miss riss. @missamouse15]

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@SaraShenk @alyssa_decaro #whatscoopsat

[miss riss. @missamouse15]

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@SaraShenk @alyssa_decaro #whatscoopsat

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

@missamouse15 @SaraShenk @marissacoop1127 😂❤️

[v @vicc_nicolee]

@warofthesuburbs This tweet assumes a lot. I’m sorry about your mom but you’re making a big assumption that she contracted COVID from someone who was out bar hoping or partying. Also, people are allowed to be around others (ex: brunch). You cant expect everyone to just stay isolated all the time

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

If a tropical storm can knock out almost all of NJ’s power are we even ready for hurricane season? This is like the quiz before a test and NJ is failing miserably

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

Perks of owning a small pony with flat feet: when they freak out and jump on your whole foot it doesn’t even hurt that bad👍🏻

[Alyssa @alyssa_decaro]

How you know you’re a horse girl: nothing will ever beat the scent of fresh new leather