alyssa patzelt

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

@ruthieowens_ Both!!!

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

@anjellafarmer Maybe we can get a deal two for one?! Lol

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

@kellytino @joeboccia4 @JoeyNelson48 Hahaha only you would find it in the cooler 😂

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

@kellytino Kell, I’ll split the bill with you 💙

[E! News @enews]

Hannah G., everyone. 🔥 #TheBachelorFinale

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

I felt like it was Christmas morning at work, I got a new mouse and keyboard! Never thought I’d be that excited #AdultingAndStuff

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

When my Aunt and Mom try to play matchmaker 🤦🏻‍♀️

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

@mlynnellis Love la croix!!!!!!

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hungover drunks who don’t know how they got home last night. There’s no middle ground. Nobody is drinking Gatorade because their day was fine. You either brought home the state championship or woke up in a state prison.

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

@mlynnellis @JoeyNelson48 I’m craving buffalo chicken dip just saying...

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

Thanks a lot Facebook and snap memories 😭

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

10 of my family members on one fight! Good luck @united we’re a fun, loud and crazy bunch!!!!!

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

Thanksgiving 2018 is one to remember! #thankful #laughs #mycheekshurt

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

I really just want a Jack Pearson, is that too much to ask for?

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

I pray my future son/daughter hits the ball like this! https://t.co/ZVn6ul2mMV

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

Bear Down Babbby! 💙🐻🧡

[vqerv @MikeBigBossXx]

*walks into the bar*

my brain:
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it

me:
"Can I get 60 Vegas bombs"

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

@mlynnellis Why you panicking?!

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

I had Starbucks three times today... pretty sure I have a problem

[alyssa patzelt @alyssa_jo28]

If only my dream last night was real!