Alyssa

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

We won the cup!!!!!!

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

She played Death By A Thousand Cuts and Clean! The way Taylor Alison Swift, looked America in the eyes and said, “you’re not god’s favorite” was real and devastating

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

I check Ticketmaster daily to make sure my Taylor Swift tickets are still there.

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

@krystalvegas She gets it from her mama 😂

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

Why the fuck is a carton of 18 eggs nearly 10 god damn dollars?

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

Today I decided to work from home instead of the office because I woke up and it was too cold outside.

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

@liana_dee I assume you referred him to the 2008 global phenomenon Thug Story

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

To the youths returning home this holiday. Be sure to do your research before you “tis the damn season” too hard with your hometown “friend”🫡

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

Best part of today was running into @liana_dee at our old place of employment and judging the new people together. It’s like we never left

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

My nephew just threatened me and said he would “hot fart again” after seeing me almost vomit after the first “hot fart” he let loose.

I want to go home.

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

@krystalvegas Because it’s a Thursday and I work in corporate America

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

I’ve tried to listen to something other than #MidnightsTS and I’ve failed. I always end up listening to it again. Is this a problem, no. Is this addiction, probably. Will I stop, NEVER.

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

@cDUBB_03 @taylorswift13 Chris😂

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

“Break up, break free, break through, break down.
You would break your back to make me break a smile.
You know how much I hate that everybody just expects me to bounce back
Just like that” @taylorswift13 was this necessary 😭

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

5 years ago today @krystalvegas and I went to see Halsey in Anaheim. There was girl who was very drunk and decided she couldn’t miss a second of the concert and pee’d at her seat, behind us. Truly a day I will never forget.

Happy Anniversary to this experience!

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

@liana_dee This is also offensive. You’re not wrong

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

Today I was told the most offensive thing. My team told me I was approachable. I have worked very hard to be unapproachable, and to be told this news is very devastating.

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

I’m gonna vote for whoever text me less asking my opinion and sends less flyers in the mail. As of right now, it’s not looking good for anyone.

[Alyssa @alyssa_leon]

@cDUBB_03 @krystalvegas @GoldenGoalie18 I didn’t even know long John silver was still open.