Alyssa Pate

[b.b @benoobrown]

Best time of the year 🎃 👻

[M a d d i ✺ @maddisonh_]

My willingness to go out in public looking like absolute trash has reached it’s all time high

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

me after me after
watching fake watching true
horror movies: serial killer
documentaries:

[maybe: clare @clur19]

It’s truly shocking that people have seen my side profile and still are willing to be seen in public with me

[ℕε𝒆η𝕒 🍁 @WhisperedWilds]

my prof reading my answers i put on my exam https://t.co/OeZG6JB2Iu

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

This dude dressed up as Forrest Gump for a Halloween baseball game and definitely didn’t disappoint 😂😂

[jo🧸 @joleerodebush]

someone come get my grandma she’s out of control

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 ꕥ @lexamischnick]

Ya know, I like being tall sometimes because I know I’m not like super skinny but I’m not fat & if I was like 5’4.... lordddd id be a chunk🤣💀

[RACK @oiamRACK]

am i trippin or are they selling cocaine?

[🏹 @thetribxlgoat]

Bro I cannot begin to EXPLAIN how crazy my dreams have been for the past 2 weeks

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

“why are you mad?”

me: “i’m not mad”

inner me: