alyssa ramirez

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[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

my best friend since childhood and i had a pact to have kids at the same time so they can be besties too but she just had a kid with her husband of 2 years and i still have yet to have an actual boyfriend. that bitch be fake af for not waiting for me💀

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@nino_kravitz i just think we are entertaining people

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@tollycolby @jocelynn_gv i’m glad

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@GillianHansel03 very.

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

what do you call the meat that is in a sandwich? i need to know how many lunch meat weirdos are out there.

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@GillianHansel03 at least my cold cuts stay cold cuts and don’t switch up on me if i want it for lunch vs dinner like ur lunch/deli meats do

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@GillianHansel03 everyone not from ny is 100% weird then. like what if i want a ham sandwich for dinner?? it ain’t lunch meat anymore that’s some dinner meat.

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@MilianiVargas you are weird

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@NDeBussey nooo you buy cold cuts to put on your sandwich

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

i love hearing stories about the crazy things people do while drunk. like my sober self has never met my blackout self, but from what i hear, that girl be wildin

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

td i had to break in my house by climbing through a window bc i forgot my key but i forgot my dad was living downstairs bc of his surgery & instead of calling for help bc there was a burglar this man deadass said “helllooo?can you make me a sandwich”...i see where i get my crazy

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

i’m not even home but my mom just facetimed me into the dinner convo to ask about school and made me send pics of boys that don’t wanna date me...the dreaded thanksgiving convos will never leave me😭

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

i was playing bubble shooter in my computer science class and the TA deadass asked me if i coded the game myself and was so impressed but in reality i still don’t even know how to code for a circle bc i’m too busy playing bubble shooter

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@DevinFrisby @NelaAluwihare @GabyMarin1999 @paypay_23 @BrieannaJ_7 @r_krenare @MeghanBadge @molly_hutter ok i’m crying

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@DevinFrisby nice word choice (woeful)

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@Mayra_Dlopez i feel like this was your drunk speech on your birthday when you cried bc you loved everyone soo much

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

today a waiter promised he would bring me something to help my “hangover” so i thought he would bring me an advil but instead he brought me a mimosa... now THIS is the type of man i need in my life

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@micahnavera @RollingLoud let’s gooooo

[alyssa ramirez @alyssa_rams]

@MilianiVargas but does that mean you will come with me when we get back to school😉