Me trying to be a productive professional for the next two days knowing in 72 hours Iโll be waking up to an Aruba sunrise with approximately 50 of my friends
Men Monday-Saturday: Avoid planning outings with their women like the plague and also desperately need to shave
Men on Sunday: Seamlessly coordinate and book tee times in their sleep while walking out of the house in the nicest clothes they own before the sun rises