alyssa

[🧎🏻‍♀️ @h4yyyl3yyy]

@LyricVault More like AI-SAP

[alyssa @alyssa_stamp]

@librasforbiden i’m waiting..

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Talking to my friends who aren’t online

[Noah Kocher @nolankosher]

BLANKET GIVEAWAY!!!!

To celebrate my website finally dropping I’m going to give away one blanket to someone that retweets this tweet and is following me.

Winner will be chosen this Friday 12/16 at 12PM ET

[𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐬𝐚 ☾ @tastelyss_]

i’m so bad at buying gifts i be like one for u and one for me 😭

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

How your email finds me

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

the “devil’s lettuce” is coleslaw not weed

[gill @contactabrother]

a drunk cig to me is like giving a mouse a cookie

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

When the penalty for aborting after rape is more severe than the penalty for rape, that's when you know it's a war on women

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

need a comically large piano to fall on top of me