Alyssa Smith

[Alyssa Smith @alyssa_t_smith]

Who else goes to the bathroom for extended periods of time just to get away from people? Or am I just weird?

[MOON ADDICT @MOONXADDICT]

Moon lover.

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax season!

[🎃Case🎃 @Cactuscali19912]

They look like malfunctioning Chuck E. Cheese animatronics.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

aren't you bored at home?

me at home:

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Massachusetts is considering launching a pilot program next year exploring the economic impact of a four-day work week.

Massachusetts businesses who opt-in to the program would receive a tax break from the state.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The last look at my bed before leaving for work.

[�� @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A coffee shop in Singapore invented the "Sweet Little Rain."
This coffee or tea is served with a puff of cotton candy.

The steam from the coffee rises to dissolve the cotton candy, and the puff begins to "rain" onto the coffee cup.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: This man was seen breaking down in tears after firefighters saved his kitty cat from a burning house. This is quite touching, the man didn’t care about any of his material possessions only his pet.

[ANYCIA @princesspopthat]

me at my friend baby shower after i told her to get rid of it

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I go somewhere and realize I should have stayed at home