Alyssa Hernandez

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[Alyssa Hernandez @alyssaa010]

In honor of my graduation yesterday I thought I’d share with everyone the terror of what it’s like to live with me... sorry guys ily tho 🤟🏻

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Tarini Bakshi @tarinisarah]

Honestly the only number that 3 really “owns” is 9. 6 is its own thing, 4 takes 12, 15 is clearly 5 territory, 18 & 24 are in the 6 family, 21 is embedded in 7’s lore, 27 only reminds me of 9 and 30 is obviously a 10 multiple.

[Tara @boredwriter1]

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

[Sweet Tea Papíí 🇨🇺 @stp_301]

Robert Downey JR

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

i promise you as a child it was like being taken to see the face of god

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

how it feels redeeming free stuff on your birthday from different stores/restaurants

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When the washer and dryer did their job and now it's time to do yours

[nico ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

anybody got any more posts like these

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

stray dogs are like “I know a spot” and it’s heaven

[lauren @winonaddict]

imagine them having to scan a QR code for the menu

[sHe @thotGhostin]

it’s so crazy that this was her intro and the actual video would be like her turning herself into a chair

[Razz @sznrazzz]

nobody:

somebody uncle tonight:

[Ki @Kitranada]

& to that, WE CELEBRATE!

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

if i saw this i would not believe my eyes

[☔ @Whotfismick]

This after swimming used to hit so hard back in the day...

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.