lyssa

[Siren Summoner @HXPERHAM]

to smithereens has to be the worst way to get blown.

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

the whole ratatouille thing isn't that special. grab any white boy's hair and you control him

[the guy with the green hair @AlexJayeSINGER]

Im not going to lie. iCarly was right, live life, breathe air, i know somehow we’re gonna get there

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Lotta talk lately about “coworkers,” and “normies,” and whether they are completely bereft of thought, or secret hosts to rich inner lives. I’ll let you in on a little secret, my friend: every human is both infinitely deep, and also the dumbest creature to ever walk the Earth

[bill finn’s pr manager @harryisagleek]

my coworkers when im not on the schedule:

[Mel Smith @iamMelsmith]

If you haven’t noticed 2024 is for the lovers and yearners. Why you here?

[Mo @audacityofDOPE_]

I’m a grown ass woman who is just a girl

[bry @pradastunt]

I just be farting bc nobody’s gonna think it was the hot girl in the corner

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

this or nothing

[Peace Adam @icycoves_icy]

You’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma???

[Chris @citehchris]

(on a first date knowing women like it when you ask questions about them) what the hells wrong with you

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

my main issue i care about beyond all the other more important issues in the world is that headlights are way too bright now and it feels insane that everyone’s cars are just constantly blinding each other as they pass

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

Hormones? I sure hope she does

[Margaretsnatchr @margaretsnatchr]

What happened to a good ol American bulge? Not an ounce of cock or balls. PASS

[rylee @rryylleeeem]

i love when a bad bitch is wearing boy clothes with a thong underneath

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

somebody give my girl some backwoods wtf