alyssa morris

University of Minnesota

[alyssa morris @alyssaamorris]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 21 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[🔥🧟‍♂️ @2Wild2Crazy]

a classic😂😂😂

[ains 🂱 @ainsleystapes]

tristan thompson when they told him he had to cum in a cup instead of fucking the surrogate

[Jay 🇯🇲 @jjaayy_____]

I’m definitely on the train with a supervillain…

[𝖏𝖆𝖍 ツ @fullautojayy]

dude had Facebook watching his own kids 😂

[khi✰ @stymead]

chris rock after getting the absolute dogshit smacked out of him

[DDOT. @DDotOmen]

😭😭😭😭😭 RICK ROSS IS WLD

[🕳⚰️💨 @hedlike_a_hole]

one year later this is still the best Jan 6 analysis

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

White people really never surprise me , nigga killed people and started selling out areas

[Madam K @kirstnxo]

Lmaooo time was tickinnnn

[bria celest @55mmbae]

we used to be a country. a proper country.

[Sauna Insider @NickHannula]

We used to be a country. A proper country.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i have two brain cells left & it’s these mfs