Alyssa

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

THE HUMAN JUST GRABBED THEIR KEYS. AND MY LEASH. THEY ARE PUTTING ON. THEIR OUTSIDE FEET. I DO BELIEVE. IT IS ADVENTURE TIME

[halsey @halsey]

damn I am EXCITED

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Okay miss rona wrap it up hoe

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

I wish heaven had visiting hours

[Alyssa @alyssaashdeck]

@WitchyHighness You look awesome girlie!! So proud of you 🥳🥰

[Alyssa @alyssaashdeck]

@missygoldin @Delta I’m having th same issue. Pretty ridiculous we have to tweet at them for a faster reply.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i found several eggs. on my walk this morning. has anyone seen a chicken. i would like to return them

[Alyssa @alyssaashdeck]

@katecaldwell_ Remember the ones that looked like seatbelts 😂

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

The older I get the more I appreciate how I was raised

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

She’s not yo ho no mo.

[𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐬 @VanessaKlas]

Continue being a good person, God sees you.

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Before you marry someone, find out if their family drinks mimosas or runs 5ks on holiday mornings.

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Remember when we didn’t need coffee and our backs didn’t hurt

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my tail is blurry. and my feets. are a tippy tappin

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

The ticket eater at Chuck E. Cheese would have counted them ballots already

[HannahBower2 @hanzbananzz]

I laughed at this more then I should have 😂

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i made a list. of all the things i do. when you’re not home

1. wait for you to get back

[halsey @halsey]

chocolate chip cookies are lawless. 30 seconds too little in the oven? shapeless mushy crisis. 30 seconds too long? enjoy your hockey puck.