Alyssa Ashdown

[Alyssa Ashdown @alyssaashdown]

Chillin' with ma dude

[Radnor & Lee @radnorandlee]

We loved this and did our own version.

[Alyssa Ashdown @alyssaashdown]

@Bdongin 😂🤣😂

[Payne Lindsey @paynelindsey]

A new anthology podcast series. Real life horror stories, told by those who lived them 📼 10.31.19

[Johnny Harris @johnnywharris]

I made a new video. It explains why Amsterdam has canals, why the dutch are good at cheese, tulips, windmills, and bikes. It can all be explained by one (fascinating) dutch reality https://t.co/hSWTlXcsHE

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Dear Dr. Fakenstein, thank you for my career peak. @drfakenstein

[Alyssa Ashdown @alyssaashdown]

#TheOffice leaving @netflix is like a therapist telling a patient that they are no longer a client anymore because the therapist is moving BUT the patient can uproot their life and go somewhere less cool than where they currently live to keep the same therapist...

[Alyssa Ashdown @alyssaashdown]

Oh hey, hello. Just tweeting this so my long string of consistent retweeting does not come off as weird. I truly believe that others on #Twitter produce better tweets than me. #TheMoreYouKnow

[Erin Sullivan @sullivem]

millennials don’t own homes because this quiznos commercial put a hex on us as children

[Jacob Anderson @jacobanderson]

I know it hurts. But Somewhere in the multiverse 👑🌞🌴

@missnemmanuel 🙌🏽

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

tell cersei, i want her to know it was me

[Kate/Laura Mulleavy @K_LMulleavy]

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby]

here’s some footage they left out of the inventor HBO doc about how Elizabeth Holmes adopted her now-infamous proven-fake voice

[Alyssa Ashdown @alyssaashdown]

@Manda3431 Yes but do you watch both or choose Hulu’s or Netflix’s?!

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

What a nice day to ruin my mood with social media.

[Alyssa Ashdown @alyssaashdown]

I'm just gonna leave this... right. here. #yourewelcome #lofi #xmas
https://t.co/IdWT9gqc3w

[Alyssa Ashdown @alyssaashdown]

@elliedreynolds @nicknickbobic

[RICHARD AYOADE @RichardAyoade]

If I were in the audience of Ellen, I'd check under my seat before I even sat down

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I think we all knew I'd wind up as a miniature detective repeatedly saying the same two words. Just didn't think it'd be this soon. #PikaPika #DetectivePikachu

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Vote your ass off today.