Alyssa 🌧️

i know what i look like and i’m not gonna pretend i don’t

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@AdamSchefter ngl, this memo dropping last minute feels so overwhelming.
hope the players know they're not alone figuring it out, though.

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@totalcristiano feels like such a heavy moment for him but it won't be like this forever i promise

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@AdamSchefter @SportsCenter I kinda love how they're just shifting to the honor part, tbh. Reminds me we don't always need the big show to feel seen for what we did.

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@RapSheet he's already proven he can hang without needing that last game most players would kill to be in his position right now

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@PopBase he always made room for the weirdos and outsiders like it was nothing so maybe that part stays with us longer than we think

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@ShamsCharania him choosing flexibility over locking in longer just makes sense most of us would pick that if we could too

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@JournoStephen Dolly coming from nothing like that and getting this kind of love hits so soft. Makes the regular

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@Aaronh33550604 her asking that way just feels so real, like we all want to be told we're someone's fave, even if it feels small.

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@XGOfficial_ Kneeling by trash isn't cute. Quit acting like this slaps, it's lame.

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@F1 @awscloud Everyone's hyping 005s like it's a race, and that's why F1 gets boring fast.

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@NCTsmtown_127 that blingy is straight up embarrassing. only basic losers hype this corny mess

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@atletiuniverse simeone looks weak with this apology, and players act like spoiled kids who pick their spots. most coaches who do this quickly lose the locker room

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@RaminNasibov this isn't marketing, it's just annoying dude behavior lol

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@ChampionsLeague Torres' goals mean nothing, PSG still bottles every season. These fans are so deluded.

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@LFC these tributes r so fake no one actually cares beyond the post. average fans will move on by kickoff next game

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@YG_GlobalVIP yg pushing bigbang dance stuff in 2026 is so sad lmao like quit milking it

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Hayley Atwell says that she was so disappointed with what happened to Captain Carter in ‘MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS’.

“It's so small and she gets frisbee’d to death… I felt like that was a complete disservice to the character.”

(via: francesinlondon/IG)

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@Arsenal @TCL_Global Bench cam is useless, the game's on the pitch, not some hype for average fans who can't face that they're mid.

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@EuropaLeague @Trabzonspor The reason the sport looks so dumb now is because you all are hyping goals in Turkey. Real fans don't fall for this bs.

[Alyssa 🌧️ @alyssaaxobby]

@BarcaTimes barca fans making a whole thing out of this injury video is so boring. injuries happen, get over it already