Alyssa Bauer

I believe everything happens for a reason so don't worry, be happy. FTK!

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

@emilyfortman This should never be forgotten 😂😂

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

@ktb_317 We were not that brave

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

Word of advice to anyone who’s moving: self-clean your oven BEFORE you pack away your candles. It. Smells. AWFUL. #regrets

[Ted Danson @TedDanson]

Please stay home and stay safe humans ❤️

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

@sa_moan So cringy!!!

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

@sa_moan Damn this good weather! Lol

[Hasani Henderson @Such_aGentleman]

We put so much pressure on ourselves as millennials.

We want a six figure income, the love of our life, a successful entrepreneurial side hustle, to travel every few months, a stable gym routine, 7-8 hours of sleep, work/life balance and mental/emotional stability.

By 30.

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

As a child life specialist this is also exactly how I feel.

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

Just used dermabond to glue my nail polish back on my nail 😂😂 working in an ER is great!

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

Why do I always do this?

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

@MaidenMel I’ve binged all of season 1 tonight!

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

Why have I waited so long to start watching The Good Place?! This show is amazing!

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

@ktb_317 @Vanessaberinger LOVE!!!!

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

It’s a weird day when you realize you’re older than MLB players AND Disney channel stars....

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

Forgot to mention the broken phone screen also 🙄

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

Well after a blown tire, calling AAA, and getting in a fender bender I’d say this week CATAPULTED me into adulthood. 😐 and it’s only Wednesday

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

Just heard the term “certified bubbleologist” on the radio and I need to know how to become immediately.

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

@princeagbeast3 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Alyssa Bauer @AlyssaBauer1]

Can Monday just not today?