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snap: kattybauerr kirkwood

[ƙąɬɬყ @ktb_317]

noah goes "can you imagine a life without me grabbing your butt? i don't even like thinking about it"🤣🤨

[ƙąɬɬყ @ktb_317]

whoever puts hobby lobby together, please come put my house together

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it's not my birthday, it's st katty's day 🤪

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my favorite scam calls and e-mails that i get are about my student loans......that i don't have 🤣 good try mate

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massive pet peeve: people trying to get on the elevator before you're even off, but still say "i'm sorry excuse me" like no EXCUSE ME

just witnessed this lady trying to push a wheelchair on while people are trying to get off??? rude

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welp.....been almost a year in the house and he's that loud from across the entire house that i shut his door 😤

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in the two years with my dog, she's woken me up twice now in the past week to go outside around 4am. that's enough to still say no babies for me 🤣😭

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the owner of the shop i took my car to was one of my patients during my last clinical rotation 1.5 years ago and we still remembered each other

the man literally drove me home, we love small towns

[ƙąɬɬყ @ktb_317]

my biggest compliment of my life was last night at our halloween party.
this girl sat next to me and says "i know you're supposed to be dressed like a guy but you're still kinda hot"
🤣🤙🏻

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yesterday was also interesting as i literally witnessed a car hit another while parking, and went into work like it was nothing. sorry honey but i reported you 😘
my car never got its justice so someone else's can at least

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yesterday at lunch i was literally talking about how i've never hit anything with my car and everyone hits me....while that is still somewhat true, a deer HIT ME and totaled my car 🤣😭
good thing i want a new one anyway

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@kallahermeg dude for serious?

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@Studee_33

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

Bro.

[ƙąɬɬყ @ktb_317]

@Slumberland_com give me my couch, i should've had it a week ago

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tad irritating when i call asking when my couches will arrive...they say pick up is in two days...two days AFTER delivery date i call before picking them up...they don't tell me only one couch is there, it will be in TWO days...yet FOUR days later the couch still isn't there

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but that was also very scary having one car driving straight towards her and another driving next to me trying to help catch up while i'm sprinting after her 🤣🤣🤣

*her collar is tighter now

[ƙąɬɬყ @ktb_317]

was taking kiya for a walk tonight when a young boy ran up to us trying to pet her
it was somewhat dark so she got spooked and yanked herself out of her collar and started bolting away
I'm only proud of her because she started running straight home, she knows stranger danger ❤️

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@Studee_33

[KATI🦋 @TiiiKati]

This what I mean when I say I wanna cuddle

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today i am a very accomplished but also terrible homeowner

For the first time i have washed my windows, oven, and pulled weeds outside.

i got my house 7 months ago🤣