Alyssa Becerra

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

The sound of my cat licking herself could be recorded and used as a torture method, no cap.

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

Am I the only person who doesn’t think Jason monoa is attractive???

[🫶🏽 @shonnieocain]

finding ur lover and best friend in one person >>>>

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

Me: running behind to leave almost anywhere
Finally leaves and types address into gps
Gps: you will arrive at this time...
Me: BET

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

Actually blessed to be deaf in one ear when ryan won't stop talking in his sleep and smacking his gums together I simply roll over and can no longer hear anything ☺️

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

If you don't have weirdass nicknames for each other that you can't even explain is the relationship even serious???

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

@jesmcdougal Lol right .. telling my clients I did their hair 2 years ago with the flu and fever before Thanksgiving and I felt horrible saying it like whaaaat?? We NEVER called in sick

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

Worked all day yesterday and was too busy to eat or drink, had a 20oz Marg at dinner got a little toasted and passed out cold at 8pm...pathetic Saturday nights with me 🤣🤣

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

Yoooo people make me wanna smash my head against the wall.

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

Finally they are starting to make good Superbowl commercials again

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

True love is ryan always letting me put my ice cold feet and hands under his warm body 🤣😍

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

I physically can not watch videos of animals being mistreated or having been mistreated it makes me want to die 😭 How could anyone do something to something so innocent and trusting, I just can't even get into it. 🥺

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

Am I the only one who still loves sex and the city ??? And the movies?? I wish it would have never ended 😭

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

@LeggoMyMego_5 🤣🤣 exactly!

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

Some of you havent grown up in small town iowa in the winter when the roads barely even get plowed and it shows.

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

😂😂😂🤮

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

I love it when I'm home alone and I can eat my cereal as loud as I want. I'm not sorry I'm a slurper.

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

So like are the other countries just laughing at us at this point or.....? 😅😅

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

Whoever says they like yellow gatorade is lying.

[Alyssa Becerra @alyssabecerra2]

Don't waste your time watching the haunting of bly manor 👎