not so great depression

but I think I'm funny and that's all that matters

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

I dont care if I am almost 27 I deserve a little treat for going to the doctor

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

@antid0tes I am numb to phone calls now I make/answer like 50+ a day. Debating starting a business where I just make calls for socially anxious people.

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 4 Jan 2010 (via @twi_age).

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

Do any other other ND's have a comfort grocery store? No? Just me... Ok

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

If anyone has a child looking to sell some stuff for a fundraiser, hit me up.

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

Me an idiot: I wonder if stranger things is based on a true story

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

After being safe for 2+ years I got COVID from my mom... How dare she.

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

@TrinityTheTuck You will never be glamour

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

My favourite part of dramatically changing my hair every 6 months in changing my bitmoji

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

For the first time since moving into my house in 2020 I took a pair of socks *out of a drawer* wow we are really moved in now

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

My best friend just told me she still thinks "the dress" is white and gold and I think our friendship is over

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

Whenever you get a bob with bangs you end up looking like Lord Farquade, Edna Mode or Dora. Sorry no exceptions.

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

My mom's psychic said I was going to marry a Ukranian man so I offered to host a refugee, hopefully, it works better than Tinder

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 4 Jan 2010 (via @twi_age).

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

Oh behalf of the teacher who was fired in Quebec for wearing her head scarf I would like to raise this question to Quebec: what is so offensive about a woman covering her hair? Muslim women are not the only women who do this so how is a head scarf even a religious symbol?

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

@heyyitsSAR Buying a house is a very surreal experience. It's like suddenly all your Pinterest inspo boards come in handy but like also you cant afford them.

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

Sometimes when you live in a pandemic its the little things that make your day like GJ having NAME BRAND purrell

[not so great depression @alyssabelaa]

When your client needs a sensory bin and you can't find a good sized container

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@ArcticSabrina I'm pretty sure I am one of them 😂

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Anyone want to help me build a "plus" fashion company that is only sized in actual measurements cause fuck this "extra extra large" bullshit. Like I know I'm fat you don't need to put two extras in there.