Alyssa

ya like jazz?

[jess💘 @Jesxcaxo]

walking into the movie theater with 2 cheeseburgers in my purse

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

The cancellation of Zoey 101 made me pro abortion

[fleur⋆˚࿔ @foredvens]

still haven’t found time to watch the odyssey, oppenhiemer, backrooms, obsession but watched spiderman on release night

[Thobinho 🪮🇧🇼 @Thobirama_]

Sup? Struggle is up brotha!!! Oppression is up brotha!!! Salami eggs and bacon

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Do you want to Come over and my Dog can bark at you for 15 minutes

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Very much enjoyed participating in The Annual Summer Stanford Prison Experiment Fear Factor Summer Camp Bachelorette Big Brother Real Housewives Psychosis with you all. Same time next year? #loveislandusa

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[engr. tomisin 🧝🏽‍♀️ @tsizzle2real_]

happy 4/20! not doing anything special i already smoke too much on mondays to begin with

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

We see pictures of the beautiful gift we’ve been given from outerspace, and we’re down here nuking it with bombs. How undeserving we are

[gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios]

imagina não gostar de mim e eu to assim na minha casa

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

"WHOA look at the moon"

-Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is in.

[everslay⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @everslay13]

i feel like if you voted for trump you should automatically be drafted for war

[mac ꕤ ⋆.˚ ISO 10/30 HARRYWEEN @onlyangeleclerc]

ask a girl what happened february 19th and it’s a historical one for sure

[💿 @vengnnce]

i wish i was an olympian so badly... i have so muchfomo let me in i could be good at something ...

[brock @bedsyboop]

everything is political because your political beliefs are a direct reflection of your morals. if you aren’t condemning ice and don’t see anything wrong with what’s happening, i do not want to know you.

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Me when the chipotle worker yells out to the cashier that I got double meat

[brandon* @brndxix]

To my friend Justin Herbert. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

[❀ @deallium]

if you’re not in awe by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work out

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

not posting no recaps, you should’ve been there