alyssa bonefas

everything is either a joke or an emergency

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rip diogenes you would’ve loved burning man

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bury me in havaianas

[gill @contactabrother]

ur honor u lowkey weren’t there

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anyone have a baby they need me to hold for like 10 min?

[alyssa bonefas @alyssabonefas]

adults never tell children anything and children never tell adults anything either

[alyssa bonefas @alyssabonefas]

who could that be at this hour?

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there's usually something going on that you can't see