Alyssa

[Alyssa @alyssaboyden]

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/DVITczEGfS via @CdnChange

[amil @amil]

Yeah I love being social

Shopping
Online
Cuz
I
Am
Lonely

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

been making coffee at home instead of getting starbucks for two months which according to economists should’ve made me a billionaire by now so what is happening

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

@ahiggs16 just because I hate men doesn’t mean I hate love

[Netflix @netflix]

Jerry from Cheer "mat talks" people arriving at work

[MTV @MTV]

If my New Year's Eve doesn't look like this, I don't want it.

[Alyssa @alyssaboyden]

@MayaChristine Ok mugs are sacred, tell him to put that energy into making more space for the mugs 😏

[Alyssa @alyssaboyden]

@briikaiitlyn Yes.

[Alyssa @alyssaboyden]

@briikaiitlyn duh.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Reading your horoscope is self-care.

[lm @IMM4RY5]

Me at 26: I don’t have the energy to celebrate my bday at a club

JLo at 50:

[Alyssa @alyssaboyden]

@MayaChristine take some extra drowsy meds and watch Friends...you need rest and relaxation lol

[Alyssa @alyssaboyden]

@MayaChristine

[Alyssa @alyssaboyden]

...while also texting each other and sending memes on Instagram 😂

[Alyssa @alyssaboyden]

@MayaChristine

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do not want a baby but I think I am ready for one of my friends to have one so I can hang out with it sometimes

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Can somebody please ask “why are men great till they gotta be great” at the #DemDebate2020

[Alyssa @alyssaboyden]

@briikaiitlyn I’m not mentally prepared for this.

[Alyssa @alyssaboyden]

@MayaChristine Hahahahaha not wrong but I love you 💗😂

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I want a Gwyneth Paltrow kind of relationship where I don't have to share a bed and only have to see the other person one or two times a week

[Alyssa @alyssaboyden]

@briikaiitlyn You are going to be the Taylor Swift of Ottawa