Alyssa Mae Clater

Dachshund mom, coffee addict, weirdo. 🖤🤘🏻

[Alyssa Mae Clater @AlyssaClater]

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil Twink Twank Twunk

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@AmazingPhil We really have to stop Phil from putting things in his mouth that shouldn't be there. First glue, now fake and possibly toxic lemon cream? WHERE IS DAN?

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@AmazingPhil

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@danielhowell What do you mean FINAL four?

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@RyanReis82 @OceanGateExped It sounds about as irresponsible as a luxury ocean liner claiming to be "unsinkable" without proof, and only having enough lifeboats to get ⅓ of the passengers on board to safety if anything should happen. (Not trying to be insensitive. It's just so painfully ironic.)

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@danielhowell I was literally born on the first day of summer, and I HATE summer. Give me snow and frigid numbness.

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@danielhowell Dan talking about hunting like he didn't just go on a full ass hiatus for 2 months.

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@D1LFMILLER Plz

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@danielhowell @AmazingPhil Will there be more Dan and Phil Crafts on OnlyPhans? I miss that series.

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@danielhowell But when you're in an empty public restroom, and someone comes in while you're doing your thing and picks the stall RIGHT NEXT to you? Might as well just hold my hand, stranger.

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@MirianMeriQuei @catgirldjh @mollyisaveragee @danielhowell @danielhowell HELP

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@AmazingPhil "Pho King" is my favorite Vietnamese place.

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@danielhowell

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@AmazingPhil Honesty is key. You are now keeper of the nukes.

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@danielhowell @AmazingPhil Bless the bakery that deals with Dan's shit every January.

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@darkie_abs @windhowell @AmazingPhil That good good cake.

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@AmazingPhil I would say happy birthday if I wasn't so triggered

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@danielhowell Danny talking go BRRRRRRRR

[Alyssa Mae Clater @AlyssaClater]

@AmazingPhil Why golf kinky?

[Alyssa Mae Clater @AlyssaClater]

@AmazingPhil Your socks are on the floor because you don't put them away. 🤣