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emelia hate account

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Man if someone showed a photo of Obama speaking to some evil wizard alien looking mother fuckers you mouth breathers would have blown every vessel in your brain.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

I’ve still never used ChatGPT. It’s unbelievably easy not to.

[jezz @JezziiB]

trans women are definitely women because people are obsessed with blaming them for things that aren't their fault, and that's the most feminine experience of all

[doc. @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[🎀 💒 🎀 @princessxemnas]

oooh look at me i'm nyc i get the handsome democratic socialist mayor and his pretty artist wife fuck you buddy

[Netflix @netflix]

obviously

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jonathan Bailey for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i’m dua lipa i’m always on vacation and have a perfect meet cute story girl fuck you

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dan and Phil confirm that they’ve been in a relationship for 16 years.

[Mel Smith @iamMelsmith]

Mind you, this is all over a white supremacist podcaster lol

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i always check to see if it’s poo crave. but it’s never poo crave anymore

[She´s The Best ⭐ 🦺 @troyeslay_van]

my biggest problem is im still here