Alyssa Doute

Just another day in paradise. Word

[Alyssa Doute @alyssadoute]

B BBB V jk &!! Mom
N Dad is we

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[stewart_smith_radio @StewartSmithTwt]

Oh my fucking god.

[L̶o̶g̶ @MaHipppy]

LETSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Life begins the moment you leave Alabama.

[Alyssa Doute @alyssadoute]

When you work six days a week and sleep the whole day you have off. My adult life is exhilarating.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Ruth Bader Ginsberg is about to bust into the room and punch this motherfucker in the face.

[Alyssa Doute @alyssadoute]

@Brecklyn_ How long did it take you to get your card? I’m still waiting for mine. I’ve herd herbal healing in river rouge is good but if you’re looking for more options the app weed maps helps.

[Tristan @Tea_ris]

Accidentally cut a guy off switching lanes and when he went around me he gave me a thumbs down instead of the finger.. Idk why but it hurt more.

[Megan 🐼 @meganjcrabbe]

Today I found out that in Switzerland it's illegal to have just one guinea pig because they get too lonely and need a friend. It is against the law to let your guinea pig get lonely. You MUST have at least 2 guinea pigs. What a world.

[collin duddy @LoboExplosivo]

they spelled dank recipes wrong

[Alyssa Doute @alyssadoute]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[Alyssa Doute @alyssadoute]

You know you're in college when you have to take time off of school to do school work.

[Alyssa Doute @alyssadoute]

One sec let me just hop on a plane to Africa right quick to get to class...

[Alyssa Doute @alyssadoute]

Okay if you initiate a conversation with hi and I say hello in return do not send me back hey. Who taught you to hold a conversation

[Alyssa Doute @alyssadoute]

To have to struggle in silence is the worst.