Miss Alyss

I’m probably watching tik tok. I’ve evolved w the times (finally)

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

Yesterday my mom and bother and I went to donate a Christmas tree in my dads name to his cancer care center. One of the nurses there looked at me and goes “wow you look so much like your dad” and that is one of the best compliments I could ever hear.

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

*me wearing a C necklace*

Amanda: ooooh are you a moon girl now?
Me: it’s a C for Carlos?…

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

Did y’all know Sheboygan makes you do an emissions test to renew your license? I didn’t but I learned this last night.

Can you guess what came on this morning?! MY CHECK ENGINE LIGHT FOR AN EMISSION LEAK 🥲

My plates exp this month so here’s to hoping I don’t get pulled over.

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

if u and ur girlies don’t track each other on life 360 then wyd

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

Shazam but for smells 👀

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

This kid was my saving grace the whole time. Maybe it wasn’t so bad after all 🥰

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

Today a parent (from my very first year, aka the year from HELL) told me that she had a conversation with her daughter about her favorite teachers of all time.

Let me tell ya, I not only made the list but she said and I quote: “nobody can top Miss Duckart” 🥺🥺🥺

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

When I think back to that 2019/2020 year I am often filled with thoughts like “I wish I would have done_____” or “I had no clue what I was doing” and mostly “the odds were stacked against me the entire year.” I felt like I was drowning the entire time.

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

@EmilyKhail Elle and I were literally talking about this after school!!!!

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

What do I love most about teaching?

The fact that I AM the main character of the room.

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

Being on crutches as an adult is so embarrassing for no reason.

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

@Kyle5357 @Katiee_Foxx Leave the foxy Sal alone❤️

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

Sleep overs with my mom are always fun until it’s time to wake up and we’re tired asf bc we stayed up until 2 am gossiping 😂

Nobody knows the tea like momma duck!

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

I have a white comforter and white sheets on my bed. I also have exactly 3 salsa stains on said comforter/sheets. 2 of them are from today. I am also still eating salsa in bed, so do I learn? No. Will I still eat salsa in bed for years to come? Absolutely.

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

My toxic trait is thinking I need Starbucks or Dunkin any day that I go to school that’s not a regular school day.

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

@snorris1213 @BeardedBlevins Most underrated comment 😂

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

Love how @EmilyKhail and I will always call each other for the outfit vibe of wherever we’re going😂

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

Me: “Come get your pipe cleaners kids!”

Boy child: “I’ll clean your pipes Miss Duckart”

OPE MY MIND IS NOT MADE FOR 3rd GRADE. Also thank ✨goodness✨ for the mask hiding my facial expression.

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

Kid: I live over there!
Me: Really?! What’s your street name?
Kid: Greek freak, what does that have to do anything?

I swear I can’t make this up 😂

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

“I could just pop off his head and throw him at the wall he’s so cute”-@EmilyKhail about her own child :)

[Miss Alyss @alyssaduckart]

I need to delete snap memories 💔 SOS help a sista out