Alyssa Church

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right- for you'll be criticized anyway." Stranger in a strange land with a heart too big for my own good.

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@foofighters C'mon, @foofighters, including Chapelle is a dis to your trans and non-binary fans at best and hostile at worst. The biggest Foo fan I know is trans and this would break her heart twice, WTF.

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@GregAbbott_TX IDK seems like making sure unbalanced people with criminal records can't buy semi-automatic weapons would help more than encouraging snitches.

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

A new #MST3K-style livestream from @TheMadsAreBack is on Tuesday as @FrankConniff & @TraceBeaulieu live-riff on the 1977 Italian sci-fi flick COSMOS: WAR OF THE PLANETS! Tickets are just $10 and include a download if you can't watch live! @DumbIndustries https://t.co/CfFn3L26gl

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@leachfortexas We're tired of mourning and praying. ACT to protect our living, breathing children or get voted out. This is political and it is time to talk policy because prayers have fixed NOTHING. More guns/cops has fixed NOTHING. Act or GTFO.

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@RepVanTaylor I implore you to care enough about your constituents to talk common-sense gun reform NOW. We're sick and tired of mourning and praying. Act, or get voted out. This is political.

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@JohnCornyn All you're doing is retweeting OTHER people's platitudes? That's even weaker than Abbott and Cruz's responses. Your constituents are sick and tired of mourning and praying. Protect us from killers or get voted out.

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@tedcruz This is absolutely political. Because you are an elected leader doing NOTHING to stop children from being murdered, doing NOTHING to stop dangerous people from obtaining dangerous weapons they shouldn't have, and we're sick of it. ACT or get voted out.

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@GregAbbott_TX This is absolutely political. Because you are an elected leader doing NOTHING to stop children from being murdered, doing NOTHING to stop dangerous people from obtaining dangerous weapons they shouldn't have, and we're sick of it. ACT or get voted out.

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@MST3K I can wait as long as I need to, but I’ve been getting this all night 😕

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@RiffTrax found a "such as seals" in the wild! worlds collide.

[NPR @NPR]

A swimmer died after being bitten by a shark at a beach in suburban Sydney, Australian authorities said, marking the first fatal shark attack in the city in nearly 60 years. https://t.co/9PT0kWGAwk

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@GregAbbott_TX Hey, maybe make a decision that doesn't endanger people's lives for once. BTW it didn't work, we still remember the entire power grid nearly failing and Texans literally freezing to death ☠️

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@EricYvon @RiffTrax YES, he makes Tommy Wiseau look like James Bond (well, almost)

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@RiffTrax @RiffTrax Honestly I get a little lonely watching movies without you.

Sssss!
Beyond the Seventh Door
Killing Spree

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@ravelry at this point you've broken a helluva lot more than just your own website. FIX IT. If your definition of inclusion doesn't include optimal accessibility then it ain't inclusive. "Happy Pride, unless you're not able-bodied"

[that's night, miss mare if ya nasty @justawhitemare]

Great writeup of how @ravelry is determinedly trying to blow up one of the most successful brands in the craft world. Too bad @MaryHeatherB and the rest of the Rav team don't care about their disabled members.
https://t.co/KCkz8vFaIK

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@krysboydthink LOL at explaining Cabbage Patch kids, oof (80s kid here)! 🤦🏼‍♀️🥬👶🏼

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

Been on repeat all morning

[Weekend Edition @NPRWeekend]

La Doña's mix of latin rhythms and San Francisco hip-hop is a tribute to the community she grew up in. Her new EP is called "Algo Nuevo."

https://t.co/x5TJyQ8feg

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@NPRWeekend @NPRextra Thank you, I’ve been dancing all morning @lourdesgnavarro !

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@RiffTrax have you seen Beyond the Seventh Door? Like if Canadian Tommy Wiseau tried a jewel heist with Lisa

[Alyssa Church @alyssaechurch]

@RiffTrax Ever see “Brain of Blood?” It’s got the same innocent man child as Two-headed Transplant... same overalls too, like he just ambled from set to set one day