Alyssa

patiently waiting for nap time.

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

@iamsamkeller One I think you look great. But two if you ever wanna workout with me I love buddies and the never ending new classes that pop up in fishtown

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

absolutely insane what a good hotdog can do to your mood

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

House parties are back, Adam Brody is back, yearning is back, I’m gonna buy a rugby shirt, this is about to be the most 2004 ass fall you’ve ever seen 🫡

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

With that being said Sean doesn’t like when I introduce him to people as “my roommate” because it’s not funny and he’s my boyfriend. So many rules with a live in pet boyfriend. Living with a boy is rough.

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

Watching nobody wants this is nice because I’m actually in love right now so there’s no weird fomo afterwards. I could get used to this.

[selo @selosversion]

nobody wants this is fleabag for mentally stable people

#NobodyWantsThis

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

Currently on season 5 of the wire. My only thoughts are I love Omar. Marlo Stanfield can kick rocks.

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

Every couple years I come back here and pretend I need to use this platform. I’m back to tell you these things;

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

@iamsamkeller Poor dude, monkey pox?

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

The timeline in Buffy is so confusing. Nothing makes sense.

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

The nail lady gave me a back massage today and I almost cried it was so good.

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

But good news my boss offered me my daily raise today and it was 7% instead of 4 for the past three years prior. Who even needs a man.

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

At what age do teen pop songs about heartbreak bit feel relevant? I have so many feelings this week. Men suck.

[annalise @annadeathbed]

him: are those tweets about me?
me:

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

“You don’t like that man he’s just the only man who’s told you no so you think you’re in love with him”

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

I man just ordered a shot of espolon next to me and I dry heaved. I have made myself broken.

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

A man just told me “we’ll link up soon” and my only response is “no thanks I don’t play Zelda” like why is it so hard to talk to me like an adult?

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

I’ve watched A LOT of fast and furious movies over the past week (like all 10) and I will live my life now just saying all the corny sayings they all say. This writing is wild.

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

I’d like to not be cold anymore. Please bring the heat so I can complain about that instead, thanks.

[Alyssa @alyssagatto]

Someone just asked whats up with a new guy I am seeing and I responded “ya know pals being pals” and this is why I’m better single.