🌸 alyssa 🌸

(She/Her)

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

Biggest gym pet peeve of mine are the dudes who take EVERY 45lbs plate in sight to ego lift on the hack-squat or leg press machine.

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

I will only take vitamins if they are in the form of fruit gummy

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

For the longest time I said IPA like “ipa” instead of “I.P.A” and no one corrected me for like 5 years. Wtf was that all about

[Evan @EvanXDuckett]

There were close to 35,000 people downtown watching sports tonight and the Sabres weren’t involved. Minor League Baseball and Lacrosse. This city rules.

[Buffalo Bandits @NLLBandits]

YOUR 2023 NATIONAL LACROSSE LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!

#NLLFinals | #LetsGoBandits

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

Brunch is my favorite meal of the day

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Josh just loves ball. ⛹️‍♂️💯 #BillsMafia

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[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

Workin overnights at a hospital got me drinkin wine at 8:06am. Mf it’s 5pm somewhere

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

Every day off I have I wake up early to be productive, eat breakfast, then immediately decide it is time for a nap 20 mins later, and honestly I wouldn’t have it any other way.

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

@ZDegs75 You just don’t get it bro. It’s important to spend thousands of dollars on your presentation so you can go grind in a sweaty school gym for 4 hours.

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

@MysteriousLef Hmmm I really wanna believe you, but I think imma stick to my ciders and Jäegermeister

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

If you drink beer and say you actually enjoy it, you are simply a liar. Point, blank, period. Ain’t no way anyone is enjoying that foamy yeast water 🥴

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

It’s 7am and all I can think about is Diet Dr. Pepper

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

Anyone else remember when twitter had stories? Wtf was that all about

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

Guy’s Night looks like a typical Saturday night at @rodent__queen ‘s house lmao

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

girls night vs guys night

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

@Alyssamdee Literally!!! Like they’re literally ruining this kids future all over him dozing off at work smh

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

Kid could have been just tired from working at night (I work nights n go to school & have accidentally dozed off from not sleeping for 72hrs straight so I get it), but even if he IS on drugs there is no reason to dehumanize & post him struggling w/addiction for likes. Disgusting

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Taco Bell employee appears to be high or on something while working 😳 https://t.co/emxIsaSt7u

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

Lol this did not age well. Big thumbs down

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

Sabres for the Stanley Cup!!! Let’s go baby😝

[🌸 alyssa 🌸 @alyssagendron_]

@adavis719 It’s like an addiction, you know you shouldn’t but you just can’t stop yourself😂