shalyssa 🪴

• “I’m so funny that sex shouldn’t even matter” • ♉️♋️♑️ • I love Crocs and my plants • Guy Fieri’s biggest fan •

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

I’m poor, someone pls buy a keychain from me 💀 $10

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

someone pls go get korean corn dogs with me tomorrow

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

I can’t even have it redelivered with the coupon bc it’s saying it’s under the minimum. I’m LIVID

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

Had @ChipotleTweets delivered, they forgot to give me my bowl and only gave me a free coupon for the next bowl as if I didn’t spend $45 on having it delivered 🙃

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

I need @Walmart to sponsor me because I rave about Walmart delivery to every person I meet bc it’s the best service I ever ever used

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

@Sankey27 No I think he is cute lol

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

idk why but the hamburglar scares me

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

The way I would mouth harass a caesar salad from Texas Roadhouse rn 🤤

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

Me crying myself to sleep tonight bc Captain Holt died 😪

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

I heard the enchirito is back at Taco Bell and immediately had to let @janelle_fields_ and @KendallRaeOnYT know 🌮🔔

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

@wingstop is terrible 🥴 ordered over $100 and didn’t get everything ordered. They stuff they did give us wasn’t correct. And when you try to get ahold of someone, they don’t answer. Never again. 😤

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

@wingstop is literally terrible 🥴 spend $100 there and don’t get all of your order, they mess up what they do give you and when you try to contact them, they won’t answer 😤

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

@allie__jandro Literally foul 🥴

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

@allie__jandro That’s gross, straight to jail 💀

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

@allie__jandro The one in pleasant hills???

[Neck Deep @NeckDeepUK]

December is over. Time to be sad for the rest of the year I guess 🤷‍♂️

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

Did I just spend the last two hours doing a photo shoot with my dog and editing the pictures? Yes, yes I did. Hims is so handsome 🥹

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

Not me deep cleaning the house and crying to old Justin Bieber while Toms at work 🥲✌🏼

[shalyssa 🪴 @alyssageorgeann]

Disney Dreamlight Valley is consuming my life just like Animal Crossing did 😅 send help