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i’m hilarious • gemini ♊️ • dog & cat mama (x2) • SLZ 💗 • (l)gbtq+ • momma/baby nurse

[a l y s s a 🌈 @alyssahcar]

✨progress is progress✨

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

tomorrow randomly being christmas eve

[danni @dubudanni]

rest in peace mr marbles :( i grew up watching you little dude ill miss you so much #jennamarbles

[Arkansas Football 🐗 @RazorbackFB]

SUITED AND BOOTED

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Nobody:

Gays:

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Vanessa Hudgens to her kid getting them ready for school https://t.co/OaViCmYhJq

[a l y s s a 🌈 @alyssahcar]

It’s the way nursing students came up to the floor this morning and:

Me: do y’all know who @tanamongeau is?

Them: yes

Me: well you (to the guy) look just like @imari

Male student: wait I DO look like him

Other student: I never thought I’d hear about Tana in my clinical 😂

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Gotta love @TrishaPaytas 😂❤️

[nat @dunstz]

the girl in the beginning of those makeover game ads on tiktok

[♠️ Big Body Ark @ArguewithArkane]

Raven Baxter on her way to the Chill Grill after school

[kesha @KeshaRose]

He didn’t like glitter
And I was fucking Kesha

[Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1]

I don’t think I’ve ever felt more beautiful.

[Razorback Communications @RazorbackComms]

Tonight's attendance at Bud Walton Arena: 20,344

That's the largest crowd ever at the Palace 😤

[cybr amir @cybramir]

me on october 1st

[a l y s s a 🌈 @alyssahcar]

@yohannaaa___ @lauhernxzdd69 @sydnyecondray MY THOUGHTS

[Reid @reido_bandito]

Me ordering another vodka redbull at 1am

[Best of RuPaul’s Drag Race - 🇮🇹 @bestofrpdr]

August 20th, It's been three years since she left us, her beautiful soul will never be forgotten!🤍 Rest In Power ChiChi 🤍
#DragRace  #ChiChiDeVayne

[a l y s s a 🌈 @alyssahcar]

@Bella2Izzy Me me me