Alyssa Hoffman

[Cassy Olesen @CassyOlesen]

When you’re coaching the fiesta bowl at 3 but your UPS shift starts at 6

[Toni @ToniAlesch]

A life of not being able to taste food/smell anything would not be a life worth living let me tell ya..

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

@a72_pagel Lolol I haven’t heard that name in a while! Miss you Pagel thank you😘

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

@girlfr0g Gus // Doug
@AshleySchultes 😂

[Morgan @matthewsm_2]

My friends and I like to drink, and now, make Tik Tok videos.
#TikTokviral

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

Me when I go for a quick jog on the treadmill for the first time in...... a while. Guess it’s not the rona

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

How’s social distancing going? Yesterday I took a nap to stop eating.

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

When does a person start to get tired of being on a Panera Bread mac & cheese diet? Asking for a friend

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

@markgeelan91 I thought it was to nap

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

I used to sarcastically say I was “livin’ the dream” anytime somebody would ask about me, but now I can say I finally am living a dream and it’s so amazing being completely in love with your life and a career with doors that are constantly opening. God is GOOD.

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

Age 24 and I’m still trying to learn that you can’t trust anybody😂👌🏼unless it’s your mom... trust your mom.

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

SERIOUS FOMO not being in Ames today💔💛

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

$17 for a sandwich/meal for me at a restaurant? Too expensive.

$17 for a drink on a boat? Sure, I’ll take three.

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

@KlaBrooke @Jgirres20 Yep, listen to your older cousin Kayla. I’m 24 and have a similar bank account🤣🤣

[Trevor Lenzmeier @trevlenz]

by 23 you should be
- overqualified for the job you’re currently underpaid for
- underqualified for a better job
- accumulating massive debt
- depressed
- directionless
- suspicious of the legitimacy of your personal relationships
- poppin off on twitter regardless babyyyy

[ryleigh denise @ryleighdenise]

if it makes you happy...
(and i cannot stress this enough)
WHO CARES????

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

Finding those people in your life that cheer you on from the sidelines and want to see you succeed is a game changer.👏🏼🙌🏼

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

@chelsblom That was my breakfast!!🤣 SO GOOD.

[Alyssa Hoffman @alyssahoff]

Do any count??? The good Lord wants us to be happy everyday.

[Brittany Dawn @itsbrittanydawn]

sunday carbs don’t count. those are the Lord’s carbs and He wants you to be happy.