alyssa feldpausch

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[alyssa feldpausch @alyssahunefeld]

Getting in bed and forgetting to turn off the light is probably the worst thing

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pray for your friends in accounting. we are not well.

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trying to understand the prior year workpapers https://t.co/SuveRUahJo

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manager: want to just pull up the work papers and we’ll go through it together

me: absolutely not

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I don’t know which client needs to hear this but depreciation is not why your bank rec is off

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interviewer: so do you have any accounting experience?

me:

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covid and busy season battling it out to see who can last longer

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if I learned anything in public accounting, it’s that an extension is just more time to procrastinate

[alyssa feldpausch @alyssahunefeld]

Argued with a banker on the phone today who tried to tell me a partnership cannot be an LLC...um..yes it can. You need to go back to school sir. 🙄

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NYT: trump paid only $750 in federal income tax

my clients who have never had a dollar of taxable income:

[alyssa feldpausch @alyssahunefeld]

People that change their profile pictures/cover photos every week/month exhaust me. 🙄 I change mine once a year, if that.

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manager: just a couple review notes for you to clear

the review notes:

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it’s important that you track your time accurately so the firm can bill appropriately then tell you no raise because of COVID

[alyssa feldpausch @alyssahunefeld]

Happy 4th of July from me and my little nugget💙❤️🇺🇸

[alyssa feldpausch @alyssahunefeld]

Pray for our country, pray like you’ve never prayed before. 🙏🏻

[alyssa feldpausch @alyssahunefeld]

How I love getting kicked in the cervix every night when I’m trying to fall asleep. 😒 #36weekspregnant

[alyssa feldpausch @alyssahunefeld]

@GovWhitmer you say you want to save Michiganders lives? Let’s talk about that abortion bill, “The Reproductive Health Act” you’re trying to pass. Sounds like you’re trying to end life to me. Abortion has killed many more Michiganders than COVID-19 ever will. Swallow that one Gov

[alyssa feldpausch @alyssahunefeld]

The family group chats during this quarantine have got me dying 😂

[alyssa feldpausch @alyssahunefeld]

@mayorbliss Does that include payments too?

[alyssa feldpausch @alyssahunefeld]

Reading everyone’s captions about how their 2019 was so terrible. I thought the year was pretty good! I accomplished some impressive things, married an amazing man and conceived a child. Focus on the positive and learn from the past kids. #countyourblessings