Alyssa Allen

Hi, I'm Alyssa. Follow to find out the rest. ||Racer #MurrayState18 || Pura Vida Bracelets Sales Rep ||

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

What an honour. We're touched! #resist

[Alyssa Allen @alyssaj14]

@Evan_Singleton well, you see, your first mistake was taking a ballroom dancing class.

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@juliannacreates it feels like boredom and eating too much junk food while watching bad tv. It's pretty great. I hope you experience it soon

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@Evan_Singleton at least it isn't scientific citation #Blessed

[Alyssa Allen @alyssaj14]

Getting up and down off my bed should be an Olympic sport. #SoHigh #GottaJump #ThisCountsAsWorkingOutRight

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@Evan_Singleton I'm officially revoking your tweeting privileges.

[Alyssa Allen @alyssaj14]

If all of my heroes could quit dying, yeah that'd be awesome.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

*comes downstairs in pajamas*
*clears throat* there's been an awakening
are there pancakes?

[Alyssa Allen @alyssaj14]

If you bite string cheese you are a monster and we can't be friends. #ThatsNotHowThisWorks

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@Ocean_Wrong love you 😍😘

[Amanda 👟 @showmaker_]

BEST ONE YET https://t.co/tfnlaKwhCj

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@Evan_Singleton I'm pretty sure you somehow absorbed all of my basic white girl lol.

[Alyssa Allen @alyssaj14]

@Ocean_Wrong it's only an ocean 😘.